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28 septembre 2008

la blague du dimanche !!!

Trois gamins discutent dans la cour de récréation.

- Mon père, dit le premier, est tellement fort qu'il avale la fumée de sa cigarette par la bouche, et il la recrache par le nez !
- Ouah, c'est nul. Le mien, il l'avale par la bouche et il la recrache par les oreilles...
- Tu racontes que des bêtises !!!, dit le troisième. Par contre, le mien, il l'avale par la bouche et il la recrache par le derrière !

Les deux autres : - N'importe quoi ! C'est pas possible !

Le troisième sort un caleçon de son père de son cartable.
- Et ça, c'est pas des traces de nicotine, peut-être ?

20garf31

Posté par rachinours à 21:06 - Commentaires [8] - Permalien [#]

Commentaires

  • hihihi mdr....merci de nous faire partager ta blague du dimanche....
    Ben alors les filles vous n'avez pas d'humour?????vous etes où???????
    Bises Julie

    Posté par julie, 29 septembre 2008 à 22:52
  • C'est la grande forme Rachie !!

    hihihi

    Bisous
    Karo

    Posté par Karoleen, 30 septembre 2008 à 08:03
  • hihihi

    Hihihihihi excellent Bizouilles

    Posté par MurielleV, 30 septembre 2008 à 17:59
  • c'est une blague anti tabac !

    bouhhhh.. fumer.... c'est pas biiiien !!!!

    Posté par rachie, 30 septembre 2008 à 22:05
  • C'est du propre tiens !!!!

    Rachie se lache heuuu désolée !!!!!

    Bon je fume pas donc je peux pas essayer !!! hihihiihihihih

    Bisous
    Mumu

    Posté par Mumu, 01 octobre 2008 à 07:54
  • IL N' Y A PAS........

    de fumée sans ........traces...
    Bisous
    Françoise

    Posté par Françoise, 01 octobre 2008 à 09:46
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